50 Cent - a man about a dollar

50 Cent has always appeared to have something shoved up his ass, making him angry and determined as fuck. Turns out it is a golden horseshoe and it is much bigger than expected!

Fifty is apparently a 10% stakeholder in Energy Brands Inc., a beverage company based in 50 Cent's hometown of Queens, New York. This partial ownership was a direct result of his work endorsing the company's flagship brand, vitaminwater, even lending his own name to the brand's "Formula 50" supplement drink. Some would point out that a former drug dealer and hilarious misogynist is a terrible spokesman for vitaminwater, but if you have read 50 Cent's book "From Pieces to Weight" (I have read this, seriously), you'd know his songs about blowing mad 'dro and chugging Cris are bullshit. Guy is basically straight-edge, spends all of his time working out and eating right and getting money.

Dude is incredible. A wild, genuine asshole of a human being who always ends up on top. He can now add "More Money Than God" to his resume; Coca-Cola has bought out Energy Brands Inc. for $4.1 billion. A jaw-dropping figure, given that it's equal to more than 11 times the company's 2006 sales. 50 stands to make $400+ gross off the sale of the company.

Say what you want about duke, but he is the American Dream. His music might be shit these days but you have to hand it to him. He is up to a Diddy or Jay level of wealth now, if not well above them.

Curtis.